About 9 years ago, while in Guatemala doing some volunteer work with a bunch of audiologist and other doctor types, after a night of drinking Venado Especial and pepsi a group of us made our way back to the house we were staying in. The house was owned by the Primitive Methodist Church in Ohio, they had a long list of rules we had to follow, such as no drinking etc. The girl I was after and I started messing around and as things progressed she wound up on the 15 foot dinner table we all ate our meals at naked with her legs over my shoulders as I licked the cat. Some movement upstairs stopped us from continuing. I had been working with her dad that week and was sure to let him know what an outstanding daughter he had.