I wash my towels twice a week, when I clean my bathroom. However, if I have a house guest, I will give them a clean towel daily. You stand-to-wipe people are messed up, and you probably smell like poo. How do you obtain maximum cheek spreading to get in the crooks and crannies? On topic, one thing I do back-asswards from everyone else is using the shift key when I type. Let's say one of you normal people wanna capitalize a 'p'. You hit Shift with your left hand and p with your right. For some unknown reason I cannot force myself to do this, I Shift + letter with the same hand, and still manage to maintain a ridiculously fast typing speed.
Simple, after you are standing, you lean forward again - bending at the waist. Proper spreadage with which to remove peanut butter from the shag carpet.
Is it heresy if I do both? I start out sitting and end up standing/crouching. I am really anal about my anus. Speaking of shoe-tying, I happened across this method when I was 14 or so, and have been doing it since: (click) People look at me like I have two heads when I do this. Then they are immediately interested in learning how. For about five seconds, until they realize they are discussing the optimum efficiency of a shoelace knot.
I thought that was how you did it? That's how I do it, at least. I have a super fast modified pecking type style. I use mostly my first three fingers on each hand and my pinkies are reserved for the shift keys. I use mostly my right thumb for the space bar. It even caused a wear spot there because I hit at the same place over and over as I type. I really tried doing the home keys method when I took a typing class in highschool but I could never get used to using my pinkies all the time. My speed is pretty fast and I never look at the keyboard, but it's mostly because I get used to the size of the keys so I know where they should be, instead of resting on the homekeys and making smaller movements.
I'm on this side of the issue. This is the first I'm hearing about this "wiping while standing up" shit (no pun intended) and it's genuinely baffling. Isn't this like brushing your teeth with your lips pressed together?
Who doesn't brush their teeth with their lips pressed together? Wouldn't you get drool all over yourself?
Tip your head back a little while you brush, that way the foam stays in your mouth. BOOM! It's like I'm a genius.
Between stuff like this and your WDT posts, it's no wonder I had a dream about your avatar walking around with your tits (mentally extracted from boobie thread) hanging out the other night. Thank you very, very much.
I love how the sit vs stand thread re-appears every couple months under different thread titles. Did this thread even have a chance? 6 on topic posts before shit hit the fan. This is going to either end in a permanent "How do you wipe?" thread or that topic will join religion and politics in the no fly zone. And even then, I bet we'll still get people who are for some odd reason discovering this debate for the first time. I don't think of Tucker when I think TiB or RMMB. I think of all the freaks that wipe standing up.
In related news, don't bust out laughing after a certain someone asks how it tastes. You will become a human fountain, I promise.
To all you fucking heathens who stand and wipe, god help you. Getting shit on the small of your back? Exactly how fat are you? When you pull your hand back away from behind your ass, are you avoiding a formidable set of back tits? Can't avoid getting your hand near the water? Kill yourself. Get shit on your fingers because you don't know proper toilet paper holding technique? Kill yourself. Oh and wet-wipes are the amazing for that super-clean feeling.
I didn't know peeing in the shower was weird until my wife (then-fiance), moved in with me. My wife washes towels after every other use, generally. I used to wash my jeans after one day of wear, until people started telling me they go 4 days plus. How the hell do you do that? You sweat in that shit (it's really hot where I live). Now I'll go for two wears unless I get them dirty or it's particularly hot outside.
I'm not going to lie - I totally love peeing in the shower. It's liberating, and warm, and yes I absolutely am a sick and twisted individual. Towels, I wash once a week. I'm using them on my squeaky clean body right out of the shower, so I don't see what the big deal is. Jeans, I wash after one wear. My husband hates me for this.
There's running water, there's a drain. I don't know why so many people are baffled that people pee in the shower, same with brushing teeth in the shower. This is insane, and people who do it even more frequently freak me out. How bad are you people at getting yourselves clean in the shower that you need to wash your towel this often? Even once a week seems excessive to me, but maybe I'm unique in that when I'm done showering there's not shit on me to get on the towel while the rest of you ingrates leave shit patches on yourselves.. Question, how many of you people wash your towels this frequently despite being as clean as possible when using them, but only wash your bed sheets, where you sleep for several hours well past when you showered, once every week or two?
Alright, women's jeans I can understand washing often, I mean they're skintight and get nasty quickly. But men's jeans? If you're washing them more than once every couple of months you're doing it wrong. The more you wash them the weaker the denim gets, and it's not like there's way more bacteria or anything. Weird but true. (That article is inaccurate in spots [no, selvage denim is not an indicator of durability], but mostly pretty good.)
Why on earth would you wash towels every day? They're good for two or three days at the least, as you're only using them when you're already clean. Plus, do you only have one towel? I have like 12, and I'm a bachelor. I wash my damn towels when it's time to do laundry. How in the hell do guys wipe sitting down? I'm assuming you're not reaching between your legs, unless you have more of a clit than a dick. So if you're coming at it from behind, as is proper, you're leaning forward, right? Well, lean forward another few inches and you're off the bowl, without the rim pressing into your hamstrings. Keep the left hand on the left ass cheek to maintain spreadage, reach forward, and pull back. Comfortable, efficient, and normal. You sitting guys are freaks. For an original one, I've been told by various girls that I'm the only guy they've ever seen shave in the shower. I have a fogproof mirror attacked to the back wall of the shower, and I used to shave my mohawk in there, so it just became natural to do the whole face. Plus, the hot water and steam really open up the pores and allow for a closer shave.
Craziness! Nonsense! I'd be mildly perturbed at you as well if you pulled this shit. Why is this necessary?
I would divorce you for this and this alone if you were my wife. Jeans aren't even broken in after a wash until 2 or 3 wearings.