I found out in college that pissing in the john is not a challenge and I'm not supposed to arc it in the bowl from several paces. Who knew? Thank you Freshmen Orientation at Penn State.
Hands free technique to be used at the urinal. Best results when others present. Be sure to turn your sound up. Spoiler You're welcome.
This rube pales in comparison to the Alpha and Omega of hands-free joystick interaction, the virtuoso of the venereal, the Bluetooth of this dick shit. The Dick Slang. One can only aspire to such puerility.
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I use one of these on a timer, comes on for a couple hours during the day while im at work: http://www.heatedtowelrails.net.au/index.htm Dry's the towels everyday, therefore no mildew-y smell. I wash my towels once a fortnight (well the gf washes them every fortnight, id probably leave them longer if i could get away with it... just cos im lazy). House guests can wash their own fucking towel if they want a fresh one every day, this aint a hotel (as you can tell, i do not have many house guests).
I thought for years that when you strike somebody with an empty, you should use sidearm instead of overhand.
8 Pages and no love for the bidet approach? Bidets or muslim showers are where it's at poop-wise. For when I'm in my shitty apartment I keep a small container made to water plants next to my toilet. Pour that down my ass-crack and wipe away with tp. It's the simplest solution for those who don't want to pay out the ass (hehe) for the flushable wet wipes.
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I grew up in a house with five guys and one woman, so the seat was almost never down, and I never thought twice about it. Then I got married, and the wife has broken me, so therefore the seat and lid are down every time I flush. It is hard for that piss and shit to come up in a fine mist when the lid is down. My wife uses a cup in her bathroom, I do not (I just slurp, it is easier). Also, how do people NOT get towel racks? Hang your towel up, and spread it out as much as possible to avoid overlap, and it gets dry. In fact, more often than not, I'll close the shower curtain half way (so it isn't overlapping on itself and getting moldy) and use the shower bar to hang my towel, and by the time I come back to it a few hours later, it is dry. Then it is good for at least a week, which is how often we change towels. We also own enough towels that we only do a load of them once every two months or so. I only wash my jeans once a month. When I buy new jeans, I figure out my size and just buy two or three pairs of jeans that are exactly the same. They're in a constant rotation, and usually get washed once a month, maybe less depending on the season (in the summer, it is mesh basketball shorts 90% of the time). Since I've lost a bunch of weight, I'm down to one pair of jeans that fit without falling off, and once I reach my goal weight that I plan to maintain (still about 15 lbs away), I'll be heading out to buy more. Here is a question: how often do you change sheets on your bed? We change our sheets every two weeks, and I am told by my wife and we need to be more vigilant and change them more often (as in, once a week). When I was a kid, we'd go six months on the same sheets unless there was a reason to change them. When I lived on my own, I only owned one set of sheets, and they weren't cleaned very often. Maybe I was just dirty and lazy. I also learned from this thread that I need to purchase a fogless mirror for my shower, so that I can shave in the shower. That will make life much easier.
About the same for me, but the gf has recently been angling for them to be done more regularly as well. I was the same as you as a kid and had carried that through to adulthood... the gf was horrified when she first moved in (given she had been sleeping on those sheets for the 6 months or so where she was spending 5-6 nights a week at mine before she officially moved in... although they had been cleaned a number of times during that period, see below for why). I guess it depends on if you shower before bed or not, i have always had 2 showers a day (morning and night) so i always figured unless you have had a particularly sweaty and/or messy sexual encounter (or some other accident involving bodily fluids...) on said sheets they are good for quite a while.