Ever heard of the degrassi drinking game? You take a drink every time something awkward happens. The game doesn't last long. Also are you sure it was for best orgasm?
I liked Drake better when he went by Aubrey. Also, Spinner was the best character, except the part where he went goth for a while.
So now a nigga hungry as a plastic hippopotamus So stoppers better take it in blood like a phlebotomist Spaz. Too bad his album kinda sucked. Y'all be good.
My record of never having a hangover remains intact! At this point, I think I am invincible when it comes to hangovers. Of course, now I have another debate raging: do I upgrade my iPhone today? I want to. My old 3GS is starting to show its age (it is running really god damned slow) and I can easily upgrade. It is really a matter of whether or not my wife will be pissed when she gets home and sees that I dropped $200 on a new phone. My guess is she won't be, but do I want to take the chance, given her pregnancy hormones?
Do what I do in these situations, and I got this from a Judge I worked for: "I'd rather ask forgiveness than permission." What could possibly go wrong? Do it, and uh, let me know how it turns out.
Well, I honestly think it can go one of two ways. "Ugh, really? Was it necessary? Fine, whatever." Or... GRAAAAAHHHH!!! (Wife proceeds to unhinge her jaw like a snake and devour me whole). I'm hoping for the first. It is kind of sad when annoyed indifference is the best potential outcome. I'd feel better about it if I could call her and just say "hey, I'm going to upgrade my shitty phone to a better phone," or at least find a buyer for my shitty 3GS before upgrading. Maybe then I'd not get killed.
Reminds me of an old joke. Q: How can you tell if a woman is faking an orgasm? Spoiler A: Who gives a shit?
Maybe you should consider retrieving your testicles from her pocket before you try to buy anything. I have a job, I contribute to the household bills, I put money in savings so we can buy things like vacations - and if I want to buy a new toy, fuck her if she doesn't like it. I don't understand couples that don't live like that. I don't give her grief if she buys something, and I don't expect an ounce of shit if I do either. If either one of us is being financially irresponsible, that's one thing - but a new toy to the tune of $200 isn't going to cause financial hardship.
Honestly, if you're due in for an upgrade you're going to get one soon anyway, so may as well get it now while you can still be one of the cool kids. This is why the GF and I don't merge all our money, we have a joint account for bills and crap but individual accounts for stupid shit like new gadgets and shoes, that way neither of us can bitch about the other's squandering.
I took the younger two to the zoo this morning. Did anybody know that girl otters like it rough? Either that or otters perpetuate their species via rape.
Let's go back to talking about Degrassi. It made me really sad that I didn't recognize a single character on that DVD. I miss that show, although I don't think I can forgive it for killing off J.T. I think that's when I finally stopped watching. If anyone's wondering, Trader Joe's macaroni and cheese is awful, and even worse reheated. I don't even care, it's Kraft Spongebob shapes all the way. (Then Kraft shells, then Annie's.)
Thumbs down, audrey. It's homemade mac and cheese with the oldest fucking cheddar you can find, and handmade noodles from that little Italian lady down the street. Holy shit my mouth is watering.
Macaroni and cheese: Boil a bunch of pasta. I generally use penne or rotini rather than elbows. Pour half of it into a souffle dish. Add salt and pepper. Add about half a pound (I'm not kidding) of good cheddar. I use a good white Vermont cheddar. Add milk so that it comes just to the bottom of the noodles. Add the rest of the noodles, top with another half pound or so (I'm still not kidding.) of cheese. Bake covered at 350 for 30 minutes, uncover and bake for another 30 minutes or until all of the milk is gone. Thank me later.
Ok, I know how to make homemade macaroni and cheese. But that is like a dinner when I'm willing to make an effort. These are lunch mac and cheese options only. I never feel like putting in an effort at lunch time.