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Your Friendly Neighborhood Drunk Thread! 10/14/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 14, 2011.

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  1. amjoyce

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    That's probably the most provocative statement I've heard in the past 5 minutes.
     
    #261 amjoyce, Oct 15, 2011
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    I managed three boners from it.
     
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  3. amjoyce

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    3? I'm still having fun with the first one...

    Christ, why does anyone let me touch a keyboard with this much booze in me?
     
    #263 amjoyce, Oct 15, 2011
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    Who do you have around that is going to stop ya?
     
    #264 mya, Oct 15, 2011
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    Hooray for beer, and sleeping children!
     
    #265 McSmallstuff, Oct 15, 2011
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    Hopefully someone

    [​IMG]
     
    #266 jets22, Oct 15, 2011
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    This is why religion was invented.
     
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    God is watching you.


    And judging.
     
    #268 mya, Oct 15, 2011
  9. amjoyce

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    Scotch and steak. No carbs so I should still have a good buzz after.

    [rnsfw][​IMG][/rnsfw]
     
    #269 amjoyce, Oct 15, 2011
  10. Gravitas

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    Scumbag god.

    Gives you small penis; judges you for it.
     
    #270 Gravitas, Oct 15, 2011
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    Wait, THAT'S who was outside the window last night?

    Here I thought it was just some creepy hobo. Thanks, God.
     
    #271 jets22, Oct 15, 2011
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    I vote Denvet. We can trip shrooms in the hills.
     
    #272 PIMPTRESS, Oct 15, 2011
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    My first shroom experience with internet people who I have never met...sounds like a recipe for a bad trip.

    Though I can't say I am entirely opposed.
     
    #273 Gravitas, Oct 15, 2011
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    In relation to my best voice of all time post.


    [​IMG]
     
    #274 McSmallstuff, Oct 15, 2011
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    Beer, wine, jagermeister and cognac at the second octoberfest in three weeks. i'm glad I turned down the last minute invite for bourbon at the neighbor's on the way home. I'm hammered enough already.
     
    #275 Misanthropic, Oct 15, 2011
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    That just turns me on that much more.
     
    #276 Nettdata, Oct 15, 2011
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    In a bar, on this! Thank you Tapatalk.
    So, I'm retarded. Still love reading the thread, I hope I'm not too much of an ass for just discovering this


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    I am here: <a class="postlink" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=35.595568,-97.568588" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=35.595568,-97.568588</a>
     
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    Boys, post your nipples.
     
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    Omniscience... mmm
     
    #279 amjoyce, Oct 15, 2011
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    Sorry, they're retired.
     
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