Hair doesn't bother me much. That said... my husband is the least hairy man ever. I don't know why some women are squeamish about it. Unless it's a Sasquatch coat - not a big deal. Yay! Nipples!
BAHAHAHA this is the best thing I've seen all day! I am buying this shirt. Spoiler Get it? It's a ferrous wheel!!
I'm partial to this: Anybody else have trouble finding t-shirts that fit right? If the sleeves fit, then the neck is loose. If the neck is tight, then the sleeves flair like cones. I don't want to hire a tailor because I can't find a goddamn t-shirt.
It's not topless, and I know I am to late to win the prize, but I have a feeling you would get a kick out of the picture anyway.