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Your Friendly Neighborhood Drunk Thread! 10/14/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 14, 2011.

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  1. McSmallstuff

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    Redhead, and (female) nipples, do I win the thread?
     
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    I just jizzed all over myself. Yes.
     
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    Glad to be of service.
     
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    So am I and you should see what I do behind dumpsters.

    As far as greatest joke t-shirts go:

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    Here he is on set with Rob Zombie and co.:

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    Crown I prefer this shirt myself.

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    Anyone, who says money can't buy happiness, is clearly unaware of the fact that for less than $25 you can get a 30 rack of natty, some fried chicken, sleeping children, and idiots to hang out with on the internet.

    Oh, and Youtubing this song is free is free as well.

     
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    Wow, only me todd311, and five guests on this thread. Fuck you non children having bastards who are out there having real lives. And a simultaneous fuck you to those parents who are smart enough to have hauled their asses to bed by now!

    On a side note, I am really liking the crap beer I'm drinking!
     
    #328 McSmallstuff, Oct 16, 2011
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    I started drinking heavy at like 6 bro, it's a miracle I'm still up.
     
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    And, after drinking from 1:00p to 1:00a, it's time to go to bed.
     
    #330 todd311, Oct 16, 2011
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    No sleepy! More drinky!

    EDIT: Plus if you're drinking beer, you're only drinking 3.2! Rally you bastard!
     
    #331 McSmallstuff, Oct 16, 2011
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    Sounds like we got a bunch of amateurs out in these parts...
     
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    Can I finish my calculus while high? LET'S FIND OUT!
     
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    I have faith Sir Wheelz. Slay that calculating beast.
     
    #334 McSmallstuff, Oct 16, 2011
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    I totally did.
     
    #335 hotwheelz, Oct 16, 2011
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    Well done. Good lord, the kids will be up in about 3you hours. I so need to put my phone down and go to sleep.
     
    #336 McSmallstuff, Oct 16, 2011
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    So who just dropped their underwear in the toilet? This guy.
     
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    So here is something a bartender and I were talking about last night that actually kept me up for a bit last night.

    Lets say you have 2 male identical twins (from the same egg). They go to a twin convention, meet a pair of identical female twins. Each of them falls in love with one of these twins, get married.

    Then each pair of twins has a child.

    Are these kids genetically closer as cousins, or would they be genetically siblings?
     
    #338 kuhjäger, Oct 16, 2011
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    They'd be as genetically close as siblings. I think.
     
    #339 Binky, Oct 16, 2011
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    They should be as genetically similar as siblings.

    Sounds like a conversation you'd find among really well educated rednecks.

    "She's just my cousin, so there's nuthin wrong with it."

    "Naw man! Because your parents and her parents have virtually identical DNA, genetically speaking she's basically the same as your sister!"

    "Nuthin wrong with that neither."
     
    #340 BL1Y, Oct 16, 2011
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