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Your Friendly Neighborhood Drunk Thread! 10/14/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 14, 2011.

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  1. ssycko

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    Fuck, why am I just getting home from this meetup now? So sleepy...
     
  2. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Yeah, that was an interesting night/morning...
     
  3. audreymonroe

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    Fuck, now I can't sleep, so I'll try and post the highlights.

    We hung out from 8pm to 8am. It was me, Nom, MoreCowbell, Pink Cup, Ssssssssssycko, Double Tee Eff, and a couple of brave friends that came along without actually being told what they were coming to. We lost Pink Cup and her man friend on the way to the second bar. There was a guy there dancing to Michael Jackson. Me, Nom, Cowbell, and Ssycko tried to find another place once the second bar closed, but ended up just hanging out on a corner near Union Square talking about how Nom insisted that it was the norm for girls to cum from being given head in under two minutes. Ssycko was solicited by a pimp to be a man whore, and then some guy in a suit showed us a bunch of magic tricks. Then we went to IHop for breakfast.

    I took a few pictures, but I'll decide whether or not to post them after I've gotten some sleep. Did I forget anything? It was a long night.
     
  4. Dcc001

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    Naturally, years ago, Discovery did a documentary on odd twin situations. Things like fraternal twins who are born of different races but to the same parents (yes, it can happen. Sometimes it's a Jerry Springer situation; sometimes it's Mother Nature), and what happens when twins marry twins.

    Genetically, the children of the unions between two marriages of identical twins are brother and sister. In this particular circumstance that discovery was talking about, one of the children had cancer and the child from the opposite couple was a matched donor.

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    I'm fucking sleepy as hell. I said 15% some non-negligible portion of the time. Baahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
     
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    I didn't know the Jews made redheads. Neat.
     
  7. menaceIIsobriety

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    Well, you're getting in about the time I'm getting up - did you forget to mention going to the L.E.S. for coke once or thrice?
     
  8. BL1Y

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    Rats, don't know what happened to the picture (naked redhead wearing a star of David) in my previous post. Was up there a few minutes ago...

    Oh well, here's another redhead.

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    [Edit...Frack, it happened again. I am so fail.]
     
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    I have to work today. That's some kinda Bullshit.

    But then the guy and I are going to watch a movie and destroy a bottle of.wine.


    You guys with the meetups are lucky!!
     
  10. Crown Royal

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    That is by far the blackest thing you've ever said.
     
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    So, since we discussed this in one of the previous WDT, I am enlisting your help. Tried on my Halloween costume, and it is just "OK", its missing something. I don't think that I like the wig, it is cheap, not really the right color, and I am not good at styling good hair let alone fake hair. However, maybe it gets the point across since I still don't know if I am willing to dye my real hair. I'll probably do fake eyelashes. I think maybe I need more of a red/coral lipstick. I don't know, something is missing, what do you think? (ignore the dumb look on my face please, trying to figure out how to get the most of the costume in the frame, and I promise, my armpits are shaved)
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    Cleavage. It's there, just hiding.
     
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    You need to get down the crazy, "I'm gonna manipulate the fuck out of you" look.
     
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    I think joan is more about the shape then the cleavage. Sorry to disappoint, but the dress is ok, no? As far as the face, now that I have perfected the "how do I take the best pic face" I'll work on the manipulative. I somehow think fake lashes will help with that. I need hooker and Audrey here, sadly I think one is sleeping off a hangover and the other is throwing axes.
     
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    She has eyes that appear bigger than yours, so fake eye lashes and some more eye makeup would help with that.

    She also has fairer skin than you. You're too tan. Maybe if you get ivory foundation to lighten you up a couple shades that would help?

    Other than that, perfect! It's a really good costume.
     
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    Thanks bewildered. Yeah, I agree with you on the makeup, it isn't quite right. Some obviously is just going to be difference in facial shape, but I think with lashes and more eye makeup it can look better. I also didn't have liquid eyeliner, which I think is a must for that cat eye look, so I'll have to pick some up. And I hadn't considered the skin tone thing, but you are right there too. What about the wig, I think it is really distracting
     
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    Obviously her hair has more strawberry tones to it. If you have time, you can try a semi-perm dye and style your into an up-do. Semi-permanent colors fade fairly fast, and you could even buy a second dye that is close to your original color to dye once the party is over.

    Also, like you said, coral lipstick is a must.
     
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    The girl I've been seeing doesn't enjoy drinking. Uh oh.
     
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    Does she enjoy fucking?
     
  20. mya

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    What you see as a problem I see as a built in Designated Driver.

    Unless she is one of those judgy type non-drinkers. Then dump the bitch.
     
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