Your Friendly Neighborhood Drunk Thread! 10/14/11

So based on everyone's reports, I'm definitely making it into the city for the next NYC meetup. Bummed I missed out on last night.

 

Does everybody who you think may want to attend your wedding live in the exact same location? In my case, I was a girl from Virginia marrying a guy from Kansas. So, no matter where it was held, people were going to have to travel. So we had it in a location somewhere else, somewhere sort of between the two locations. Personally, I couldn't have given two shits if people didn't want to come to my wedding and was very grateful to the 30 or 40 people who did spend their time and money to spend the day with us. I had close friends who told me that they couldn't come, we are still friends. But the fact is, it was going to happen either way that people were having to take time off and spend money unless we eloped. My husband didn't want to do that so the "destination" wedding became the compromise. I have traveled quite a bit for friend's weddings, I have also said that I can't afford it, so sorry, I can't make it. If that had meant the end of the friendship, then i guess it wasn't really a tight friendship to begin with. I have been to small intimate weddings, weddings with 500+ people, and some that probably rang up in the mid 6 figure range. None of it is really my business, and all have had their pluses/minuses. I just don't understand why people want to be soooo critical of the choices that other people make for how they want to do things when basically it is none of their business. That doesn't make any fucking sense to me, all I'm saying.

OK, off my soapbox.

 

Hate may be too strong. I'll turn off the radio if Cold Play comes on in the car. I'll also make snarky comments if someone says they like them. Musical hatred is reserved for people that see no problem with singing along to Journey night after night. They also get their fair share of snarky comments.

 

This week in things that made me laugh and then realize what a terrible person I am:




That's Michael J. Fox.

 

Hi! This is the internet. You've been on it before. People - yes, you included - discuss things that other people do when it's really none of our business. That's kind of the point.

 

Secret's out!

 

Is it because she looks like this? :

NSFW

As I see it, this is what you get for going out with a virgin. I've punched a couple of V-cards in my day, and I've got one word for you: OVERRATED.

This is one of the reasons why I think ANY religion that demands abstinence until marriage is full of shit.

 

It is taking me over a half an hour to motivate myself to get out of bed, get dressed, and walk a block to get pizza for dinner.

The thought of sending my cat out there with $3 attached to him somehow and just hoping he works like a carrier pigeon has crossed my mind more than once.

 

I'd feel bad corrupting a virgin. I mean, I guess, they're too inexperienced to know sex only lasts 5 minutes and crescendos with a vigorous round of Super Mario World. Remember kids, the only thing that ensures birth control is getting me a bacon sandwich after I fart-climax while screaming "I love it when a plan comes together."



Jesus talked me into Sunday bourbon. Instead of sacerdotal wine, we will consecrate with this sour mash and transubstantiate some jambalaya.

A nun came into work on Thursday. The 20 year old idiot with a hot ass was making a big deal of it. All I could ask was "So is she hot?" Blank stare.

 

Fuck. Drew. Brees.

Now I need Adrian Peterson to pick up 30+ points, and no one on Ben Corman's team to do anything at all.

 

I also had Mike Sims-Walker (Occupy Bench Street) and a missed field goal with my kicker.

Fracking 1-5 record after this week.

 

Fuck yeah Brady.

 

fixed. I don't even like the cowboys, but Tom Brady's a cunt. And Belicheck is a dick.

 

A little helpful reminder for than/then.

Then is almost always a time based modifier.
Than is almost always a comparison.

I had the Saints in a 6 team teaser that I would have won for some big cash if Brees gets any points on that drive. I wonder how much Payton not calling that game had to do with the loss, because TB isn't a beast of a team.

 

Jared Allen is actually a pretty good troll.

 

http://jelly-shot-test-kitchen.blogspot.com/

Got some crazy ass concoctions. Supposed to be pretty tasty.

 

I just watched Exit Through the Gift Shop, so was that whole documentary proven to be a joke? Good movie though.

 

I might have missed the bandwagon on this one, but we should probably have a TiB fantasy league going on for the sports fans around here. Football, baseball, basketball, and hockey would suffice.

Any takers/wanna be league managers?

 

Go to the Sports thread, we have all these.