I haven't been to Fudruckers in a long time, but I've always wanted to get all of their different meats and make one big burger. According to their online menu they have: - Cow - Chicken - Elk - Buffalo - Wild Boar - Turkey How awesome would it be to take a bite and say you just ate an entire zoo? Maybe it would just be easier to mush them all into one patty...
My mom will likely live 17-20 years longer than my dad. ...Shit you go to hell for thinking too much about.
If the hot redheads aren't to your liking, how about these little guys. How cute are they? Spoiler Spoiler
It's a fucking mess to get through because of all the construction (I work in the neighborhood). One little gem that's actually on the corner of Cedar and Riverside is Acadia Cafe. They have tasty burgers and fries and a pretty damn big beer selection. They have at least 20 varieties on tap and a nice selection of bottled beers as well.
Fuck the people who fight over possessions. It's the people who fight over kids who pay incredible sums of money.
I lost everything I had except my car, my kids, and my clothes in my second divorce. That industry is pretty awful. I couldn't do it. And the people who work in family courts every day? I don't know how they do it.
Some people really shine is shysters. I don't know what it is, but the miserable nature of the work never registers with them. Just look at those awful lawyer TV ads. "Hurt?! Call on the Hurt-Line!" Guarantee 80% of the people who do those ads finish thinking how great they are. The other 20% are paid actors who know what a shitty gig it is. People who make money from spam, used car salesmen, SEO content farmers, QVC hosts, the writers for Everybody Loves Raymond and Two and Half Men... there's something in the brain chemistry that doesn't register "I make/sell crap."
I don't blame anyone for selling shit that moves. ...So long as they know the game that they're playing. It's the people who don't know the con that get to me, like every single chef/manager on Kitchen Nightmares.
If Two and a Half Men didn't have that laugh track, it'd be one of the most sadistic shows on TV. None of the characters have a soul. It's Always Sunny Lite. Getting back to booze instead of the corruption of the human animal, all this talk of New Orleans made me remember Pat O'Brien's bar. The best tourist trap anywhere. They had this lovely little drink called a Banana Banshee, which I will duplicate right here: 1 Banana 1 cup milk 1/2 cup ice 1.5 oz white rum 1 oz banana rum 1 oz banana liqueur Blend the shit out of it. Makes two. This is fucking nice. It's Florida, so fall days are still in the 80s. Perfect cold drink day. O'Brien's also makes this rum bomb, The Hurricane: This has been a public service announcement.
I just found an unopened jar of pickled green beans in my pantry. Know what this means? Those 2 big things of Clamato and the handle of vodka are going to die a painful death starting now. Seems like the right thing to do.
Oh happy day. My dad bought me some Hockley's beer. I forgot he was going to be in the area they make it and didn't think to ask him to get me some but he thought of it anyways. That may not seem like a big deal but I'm actually really happy and surprised, I shall bust out the old father son hug. Time to find out if I just built it up in my head or not. I found out one of my friends has been reading these comics as "FOO" (like Foo Fighters). When I said "...isn't he going going Fuuuuuuuuuck but it gets cut off?" my friend sheepishly said "Oh ya that's what I meant". I now know he's been reading them as "FOO" for months and they still made sense to him and I find that very funny.
I feel let down... I need a pick me up. NSFW NSFW NSFW I'd do just about anything to have a half hour with this girl. I'm a sucker for a pretty face. I'm hoping I get to bed a redhead one of these years...
Hmm. I gotta stock up then. I go through like 4 jars a year by myself. It's an addiction to peanut butter sandwiches. I just got back from the store with a 6 pack of the Sierra Nevada Tumblr fall ale, and the first one is cracked. It's actually surprisingly good. Then again, I love brown/black ales. Just nutty enough. Thrift stores suck though, I went out to try to find some sort of Halloween costume, came back empty handed, as did everyone else with me.
The wife is going out of town, so I intend to spend the night eating pizza and getting shitfaced while playing video games. Is it sad that this is the highlight of my week?
I had my flu shot given to me by a hot redhead this week. That seems appropriate. Bad evaluation today. I'm 2/3 for the last three. Oh well. You can't win 'em all.
Closest I have on my hard drive ('cause going to the internet would be cheating): Pretend she has stockings: Pretend she's got heels not flats: Don't complain about two-for-one deals: That's almost red: