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Your Friendly Neighborhood Drunk Thread! 10/14/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 14, 2011.

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  1. Racer-X

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    I've got a real theme going here.



    Also, I think I've got these youtube tags figured out.

    Boom! Roasted!
     
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  2. RCGT

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    Yeah, I know, my bad, didn't check the URLs.
     
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  3. RCGT

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    I have gin, hot sauce, and tonic water. What can I do here? I want to use the hot sauce somehow.
     
    #123 RCGT, Oct 14, 2011
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    Well this game sure got boring quickly. Why hello there, Drunk Thread!
     
    #124 jets22, Oct 14, 2011
  5. hooker

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    I just faked an orgasm. On stage.
     
    #125 hooker, Oct 14, 2011
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    Motherfucking pics or it didn't happen.
     
    #126 iczorro, Oct 14, 2011
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    I saw a report on Attack of the Show where they sent a girl to cover a sex expo or something like that. At that con-like event, there was a fake orgasm contest.
     
    #127 iczorro, Oct 14, 2011
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    I think she means at the Tranny show she's at. But, it's funnier if you picture a stage (like a stagecoach) and a petticoat and all that.
     
    #128 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 14, 2011
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    Simultaneous rectal shot.
     
    #129 Nettdata, Oct 14, 2011
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    Pics? Fuck that. Video.
     
    #130 Nettdata, Oct 14, 2011
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    Gin and hot sauce shots?

    I'm a massive fan of Tobasco sauce in my shots. I do it more for the reaction it brings to other people than me liking the taste though.
     
    #131 Bundy Bear, Oct 14, 2011
  12. RCGT

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    I ended up doing bourbon and hot sauce shot. I didn't die.
     
    #132 RCGT, Oct 14, 2011
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    It's true. I had my phone ready to dial 9-1-1 and didn't have to make the call.

    I'm sending a care package of pepto your way, though, buckaroo.
     
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    Skype is a beautiful thing.

    I have a long-time FWB who lives in TO, and for an early birthday present I bought her an 8" vibrating dildo. (What else is a gentleman to do when she's sad because she wore out her only vibrator?)

    She just spent the last half hour on skype showing me how appreciative she is.

    Now she's going out drinking.

    Tonight is a good night.
     
    #134 Nettdata, Oct 14, 2011
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    Nett you lucky bastard.

    I bought a toy for the girl i was seeing at the start of the year and by the time we had gotten home with it her mood ahd gone sour and nothing happened. Come home from work the next day and find out I've missed out by aboout 15 minutes her playing with her new toy for the majority of the day.
     
    #135 Bundy Bear, Oct 14, 2011
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    God damn fuck a yard full of oak trees! But the little heathens are asleep, and the natty is flowing like the piss water it is!
     
    #136 McSmallstuff, Oct 14, 2011
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    Boy, have I had a day you silly sonsabitches. Both of our cars conked out on the SAME GODDAMN DAY and my wife's might be toast for good. Sigh.

    On the bright side, picked up thirty pumpkins for Halloween real cheap. People looked at me really weird while loading them up. Any excuse to hack at something with a blade I tell them. Then I cackle and roll around on the car hood.

    Oh, and I got a little vengeance on the skunks FINALLLLLLLLLY, and I drilled either Bob or Steve with a half-full watering can right between the fucking eyes. It screamed ungodly but unfortunetly it got defensive from the blow and Unleashed The Fury all over the backyard and now the entire neighbourhood smells like Glade blanketed it with a new plug-in fragrance called "Ass". Collateral damage.
     
    #137 Crown Royal, Oct 15, 2011
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    I'm rocking out in a cab harder than ever.
     
    #138 hooker, Oct 15, 2011
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    God, I hope HBO still has that show where they film people doing dumb shit in cabs.
     
    #139 Gravitas, Oct 15, 2011
  20. Crown Royal

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    Just to let you know, I filled the watering can from the rain barrell as to not contaminate the ground water.
     
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