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Your Friendly Neighborhood Drunk Thread! 10/14/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 14, 2011.

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  1. iczorro

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    <a class="postlink" href="http://xhamster.com/movies/451742/nice_taxi_ride.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://xhamster.com/movies/451742/nice_taxi_ride.html</a>

    or alternately (and better for my mental image): <a class="postlink" href="http://xhamster.com/movies/722645/cute_teen_flashes_for_taxi_ride.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://xhamster.com/movies/722645/cute_ ... _ride.html</a>
     
  2. jets22

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    Pretty sure they never had a Taxicab Confessions: Great White North edition. Maybe the talent pool wasn't as shallow as they originally thought?
     
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    I think their main concern were the abundance of parkas.
     
  4. Crown Royal

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    No, it's because we hold our booze so much better than you guys, and would say less stupid shit on camera therefore deminishing the entertainment factor.
     
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    I wish Roxanne were here to draw some pictures of skunks getting shot by water thingies.

    Or, of Hooker rocking out in the cab.
     
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    I'm taking that as a compliment.

    I actually think there is a good argument you are also describing the Constitution.
     
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    "No government shall infringe on the individual's right to get tremendously intoxicated, say utterly ridiculous shit, and have said ramblings recorded and packaged as televised entertainment".

    God Bless 'Murrica
     
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    One of my Professors did say that during the Constitutional Convention a younger delegate was assigned to watch Benjamin Franklin so that he wouldn't get plowed and spill all the beans at the tavern next door.

    That's the America I want to believe in.
     
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    She needs to draw a series of pictures depicting The Cottage.

    God. Whenever I go out, it's now a weird night.

    WHO'S STILL DRANKIN???
     
  10. jets22

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    Cheers

    Thrilled that the F1 race this weekend will actually coincide with my Saturday night drinking schedule.
     
  11. hellogoodbye

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    goddamn today sucked. I spent four hours on a jobsite waiting on a delivery that never showed. thanks for calling a half hour after after the end of your delivery window Old Dominion. I hope you all die in a fucking fire and then satan rapes your souls, you pigfucks.

    at least there is the sweet nectar of the gods to keep my company tonight. I know you will never show late, or not at all.
     
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    Rocking out in a cab is one thing. But to rock out in the Popemobile? You are getting SO LAID after that.
     
  13. jets22

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    Speaking of which, is there a bigger waste of a glass encased, bulletproof vehicle that hundreds of thousands of people routinely crowd around than putting the Fucking Pope in it??

    I can think of most anyone on this board that could put that car to better use
     
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    The pope mobile reminds me of a wheeled version of those Zorb things. When I see it I want to tip it on a big hill and watch it roll.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Nom Chompsky

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    If you ever go to a midnight showing of Rocky Horror, they'll make you fake an orgasm.

    Longest day ever. See (some of) you peoples later.
     
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    Nom: Provider of context. Destroyer of fantasy.
     
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    It probably wasn't Rocky Horror, but a lot shows do stuff like that.

    BTW, if she's faking it, you need to step your fantasy game up.

    That being said, a shiny nickel to whomever produces a video of Hooker's night.
     
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    skype plz.
     
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    Anyone with Netflix who likes documentaries about soldiers in Iraq, check out "Baker Boys." Real on the front lines interviews and footage from the soldier's perspective.

    Sorry to derail.
     
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    God damn it, you promised not to tell anyone about that.
     
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