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Your water broke: the LWDT (consider NSFW, as always)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Sep 2, 2010.

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  1. Nitwit

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    Girl over here just came up with a new word: vagiamond. A cross between a diamond and a vagina. Anyone ever heard this before? Any wordsmiths wanna make the definition for Urban.
     
    #121 Nitwit, Sep 4, 2010
  2. ghettoastronaut

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    Noun: a piece of jewellery a man purchases for a woman to get into the sack with her.

    ex. "Dave is spending $12,000 on a vagiamond engagement ring."

    Alternatively, a piece of jewellery a man purchases for a woman signalling his absolute and utter pussification.
     
    #122 ghettoastronaut, Sep 4, 2010
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    Yea, I see that. I think she was trying to express the quality of her pussy in particular, though.
     
    #123 Nitwit, Sep 4, 2010
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    Been cooking my dick off all night in prep for my huge Crazy Cheeseburger and Liquor party BBQ I do every year. On the menu for tomorrow:

    Smoked beef brisket
    BBQ Whole Chickens
    Scratch-made BBQ sauce
    Southwest style BBQ Baked beans (w/chorizo!)
    Red Cabbage coleslaw
    Grilled corn
    Bacon blue Mac and cheese
    Cheeseburgers, dogs, and brauts
    Homemade fresh salsa and guac
    and a HUGE cooler full of lethal jungle juice


    Whew, time to sleep. By tomorrow at this time and I'm going to be fat, drunk, and stupid.
     
    #124 BigChops, Sep 4, 2010
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    I just overheard this walking up the stairs to my apartment:

    "Dude I totally had sex with this girl 2 days ago."

    And that was the end of the story. Really? You had secks!!?!??!??! You put your penis in a lubricated vagina!!?? Holy shit!!!!
     
    #125 ssycko, Sep 4, 2010
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    To go with Misanthropic's pregnant/"Labor" theme, for my dream house, I want to have a 3X life-size marble statue of a pregnant woman in a pose similar to this:

    [​IMG]

    Just imagine the Venus de Milo pregnant and laying on her side. I don't care what I have to do, I will have that before I die.
     
    #126 dixiebandit69, Sep 5, 2010
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    Pssh. Only one vagiamond? I won't fuck anything that AAA rates less than a three vagiamond penis-lodging.
     
    #127 Aetius, Sep 5, 2010
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    Hanging out on the dock, enjoying a nice little fire under a cold, clear sky. A nice big Costa Rican cigar and a nice cognac.

    Look up and see a pretty bright light in the sky just on the horizon. Curiosity gets the better of me and $2 later I have the pUniverse app installed on my iPhone.

    It tracks my phone and shows me what it is I'm looking at, and I'll be damned if it's not Jupiter and Uranus almost overlapping.

    Way fucking cool.

    Awesome night.
     

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  9. Nettdata

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    Technology rocks.
     

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    Why don't you try following the star? Worst thing that happens is that, 2,000 years from now, people erect statues in your honour for bringing Jesus 2.0 the gift of an iPhone.
     
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  11. Nettdata

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    I be all out of purple cool aid and Nikes.
     
    #131 Nettdata, Sep 5, 2010
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    Unless you're talking about something else, don't worry: Jesus 2.0 is most assuredly not black.
     
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  13. Nettdata

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    Don't they teach kids ANYTHING any more?

    *sigh*

    Jim Jones. Purple Cool-Aid.

    It's what the cool kids be drinking this year.
     
    #133 Nettdata, Sep 5, 2010
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    Happy Labor Day, everyone. May we all fist our snooty cousins on Sunday.
     
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    Not to be confused with vagibond, vagina + vagabond, a person who roams from one vagina to the next.
     
    #135 BL1Y, Sep 5, 2010
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    Your poor grammar and love of nike and cool-aid made it seem more like you were trying to be black, not some suicidal cult leader. What can I say. I went to high school with more black kids than suicidal cult leaders. Maybe if I had more suicidal cult leader friends, I'd know more stereotypes about them.

    On that note, my university class of 240 finally has a black person in it. How do we suddenly have a black person in our class after three years of learning? She failed last year and has to repeat the year with us. Yep.
     
    #136 ghettoastronaut, Sep 5, 2010
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    Word.
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    #137 Nettdata, Sep 5, 2010
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    I just got on from 14 hrs worth of drinkigng (so excuse my spelling) and I hate my life. FUCK THE UNIVERSITY OF MISSISSIPPI. I seriously want to die. And fuck tht random commenter who hated on Masoli. I just want to lay in front of a cab and get run over. It's game 1 of college football season and I want to get leveled by a truck. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?????????????????
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    I am indeed brown, but I also sweat like a fucking animal. This heat down here(South Carolina) has been fucking killing me. I take a spare t-shirt to school everyday because walking from one building to another entails being a disgusting sweaty mess. I'll go to games when it gets a bit cooler. I enjoyed the game on tv in my nice air conditioned room. I can't wait to make fun of all the horrifically sunburned honkies on Monday.
     
    #139 dubyu tee eff, Sep 5, 2010
  20. Nettdata

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    Please refer to previous post.
     
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