Your water broke: the LWDT (consider NSFW, as always)

Still the prettiest pussy ever!

 

Dude, that thing looks like it wants to eat my dick. And not in the good sense.

 

Yeah, that thing is fucking frightening.

I love when some piece of shit bro knocks over his own drink (which was in a fucking protein barrel) and then tries to blame it on me and my friends. What a motherfuck, I seriously have no idea where these shitheads have come from.

 

It's the perfect combination of innie and outie, and the only reason I'm looking at it is because the girl with the "vagiamond" is passed out on the couch.

Should have cut her dosage in half, damnit.

 

That vagina could be a god damned mouth:

 

It's because they are looking at the hands. It's a Rorschach fail.

 

May I go on the record as stating that I never understood the point of having a pistol with a scope / laser sight / optic sight on them? I mean, really. If you're going for that kind of accuracy, seems like a rifle is the tool for the job. Are the iron sights just not good enough? Then again I've never gone shooting at wildlife, so.

 

But what's that keg do to your accuracy?

 

After years of drinking Scotch on the rocks because I like it cold, I was scolded by a seasoned Scotch drinker for ruining a good single malt with ice. He likened it to putting ice in a good beer or good wine and convinced me to try it neat, taking smaller sips and enjoying the full flavor. Good god was he right, I feel like and idiot for watering down all those delicious bottles of scotch over the years and vow to never put a good scotch over ice again.

Question is what is the tipping point to qualify a neat worthy scotch? I know there's some scotch drinkers on here, what is the worst scotch you will drink without ice?

Right now I'm thinking I'll drink anything better than Johnny Walker Black neat and anything worse on the rocks. I know it's tough to compare single malts with blended but JWB is the scotch I have the most experience with and figure it's a good qualifier.

Thoughts?

 

Honestly it depends with the scotch, and usually there are conventions to go with it. Some scotches (i.e. black label) are widely considered to be drinkable neat because, well, adding water or ice don't do much to improve it, while good single malts usually are improved by a few drops of water. Me, I don't have enough experience drinking a wide enough variety of scotch to draw a line in the sand as to what is or isn't crap. As a general rule, I hate the conventions that one "has to" add water/ice or not add water/ice to a given brand or quality of scotch. What makes you decide what's better or worse than black label? If it makes the scotch taste and smell better (which it usually does), then add a few drops of water. If it's crap, add ice and drink 'till you don't notice anymore. Or, you know, only buy good scotch in the first place.

I hear the roar of airplanes overhead. Must be the air show. Too bad the CF-18's aren't flying for the rest of the year.

While I'm here, let me do all of you people who have to shave a favour: go and try aveeno shaving gel. As someone whose job requires them to shave every day and thus has tried a bunch of different shaving products, it's by far the best. Thank me later. I just went through a different bottle of some crap from nivea and I'm back to the aveeno and oh my fuck my face wishes it could kiss itself right now it feels so great.

 

Too much good food and good drink this weekend. Felt kind of bloated and got on the scale and have somehow gained 5 pounds since Friday morning. For a girl, that is probably only a step below getting gang raped as the one thing that you don't want to happen to you. And I even ran 12 miles yesterday...Still 5 pounds. I know it is water retention, etc, but still not making me happy. Have plans for a dinner out AGAIN tonight, so I think I should probably stick with a salad and water.

Was also going to head out to the pool but all I see when I look at the mirror in my bikini is 5 pounds of bloatedness and I don't want to subject anybody else to such horrid sights.

 

Playing fantasy football for the first time this year and we're having our draft (auction) tomorrow.

Any tips for a total noob (other than RB > QB)? Are the prices in the ESPN draft kit pretty fair? (<a class="postlink" href="http://sports.espn.go.com/fantasy/football/ffl/story?page=NFLDK2K10rankstop200" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://sports.espn.go.com/fantasy/footb ... ankstop200</a>)

 

Check out the Scotch Malt Whisky Drinking Society. It's pretty fucking glorious. Drink half of a dram neat, the other half with water. Figure out from that whether you want the rest of the bottle neat or with a splash of water.

On that note, does anyone know of a mass-produced brand of whisky/whiskey that has a bit of an apple-y taste to it?

 

Laird's Applejack $14. But it is fucking rot gut. The only use I've had for it is to mix it with apple juice and a couple drops of apricot liqueur. Even mixed it tastes like rubbing alcohol.

Laird's also makes a pricier ($25) apple brandy. Try an Apple Brandy if you can find a cheap one. Calvados is really good, about the price of a good whiskey. Then you can try the Calvados cocktail:

1 1/2 ounce Calvados
1 1/2 ounce orange juice
3/4 ounce Cointreau
2 dash orange bitters