I lost my sense of humor a long time ago. I've listened to tales from my 78 year old aunt telling me how my grandad beat her when she was 7 years old for not preparing dinner. God damn it, I did not come from people like that. Jesus, we're hillbillies not fucking animals. No fucking wonder all my aunts and uncles left this place. I've heard from many people he was the meanest SOB in the county, but it never sunk in until tonight. I'm already pissed off, now I have to deal with being the spawn of an abusive, racist fuck head? And people wonder why I drink.
Oh god, don't you come to my aid, the last thing I need is random cartoons of your fucking me in the ass. Since I'm about 50/50 on whether Chater was Gris or Geigs, it's a decent possibility. Back when you were a bartender in the industry?!!?\ Ahhh mini-memes. Who but like, 10 of us even know what that means?
At the bar, I'd never take a Keystone. Fuck that. At home, why not? A 30 rack is 14 bucks. Yeah, for three bucks extra you get a 24 of Bud, but thats still six beers unaccounted for. Plus, like I said, I picked up four bottles of Delirium Tremens first. Drink the good stuff first, then resort to the substandard, sometimes tastes and smells like bananas Keystone.
Ok, time for a brief dialogue, I have two questions: 1) where do you live? 2) how much did you pay for the DT?
I'm still recovering from monday's car accident, and I'm just plain not in a drinking mood this weekend. Just putting my daughter to sleep and then getting high of my ass in the backyard shed. Immedietly afterwards will be watching Inglourious Basterds and Raising Arizona.
1) Indy. 2) 5 bucks a bottle for the DT. Hence lowballing into Keytone. I'd give anything for DT, though, so I'm willing to shell out more for it than anything else.
Chater was Kojo, or something along those lines. This was his avatar. The one thing I think I'll miss about this board is the retards that TM drew, initiating the amazing Wahoos. As for drinking this weekend, I'm reffing hockey tonight, so I'll simply be smoking some weed after that and keep tonight fairly tame. Tomorrow night however will be a different story. I won two tickets and a meet-and-greet with Wolfmother and am sure it will lead to trouble. Last concert I went to,I ended up with stitches and a cliche, comic style head bandage. Who knows what'll happen this time.
I dunno what kind of regional brews you could get, but I was planning on telling you to spend $10 on a 6er of something good. But that's only because my good beer store sells it for $8. Nevermind, my friend. What kind of micro's you guys have around there? Stuff in 6 packs, not just bombers.
I just moved to Indy and am constantly on the road, so I haven't gotten too in-depth with the micros. I moved here from Cleveland, so I'm still sad over the loss of Great Lakes Brewing Company beer (I'd kill for a Christmas Ale right about now). Indy does have Fat Tire, though, which is a luxury I didn't have in Cleveland.
I don't know what i'm drinking (the husband made it. GHB colada?) but it sure as shit better get me drunk. I've had the worst week ever! Boob is still clogged (even though I never breastfed and never even got any milk), baby has thrush and reflux and NEVER STOPS SCREAMING and my 2 year old has turned into satan.. A drunk night is needed before I go Jack Nicholson in The Shining on these kids.
Obvious power imbalances aside, the one where you shot a wad into your own mouth because the lone black guy in the bar sexually excited you caused my supervisor to walk into my office and ask me why I was laughing so hard. It was a difficult situation to explain my way out of.
Time to chime in. I never tried Evan Williams green, but I'm about half a bottle down on the black label, and I'm out. I just switched to Natty out of necessity. I make too much money to buy Keystone. That's how we get down in GA. No Country For Old Men is on Encore movies, the gf is out like a light, and I'm just getting started. Hooray for being drunk and alone. With that, the neighbors are partying like there's no tomorrow. I met them last weekend. They have my number. Why don't they call?? Am I not cool enough?? COME ON!!!!
HonestIy, I bear no ill will toward you. I don't think you're any better or worse than any of the other complete strangers I converse with on this board. I just think its funny when one anonymous stranger draws another anonymous stranger eating his own semen after looking at an African-American. It's not personal. It's business. Also, I'm about 5 seconds away from putting my dick in this Cutty Sark. That's how in love with it I am. I feel empowered. Like Superman beneath a yellow sun.
Honestly? I meant no harm by that but you took extreme offense, right? I was about to tell you you were too sensitive, but I don't think you are. I don't think you're actually hurt by it, I just think you're too defensive. You look for the argument instead of allowing the joke to just exist.