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Your Weekend Drunk Thread- 11/20/09!

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Nov 20, 2009.

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  1. Fernanthonies

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    I'm goona get tanked tonight.

    I feel like i made the wrong choice. Instead of going to the local cougar bar and hitting on my roomates cute friend, i'm staying home with my other two friends playing Clue and other games with about 30 coors lights. One is my best friends sister, the other just had surgery and is dating a guy that lives in ireland.

    Actually, it may not be so bad. Im not getting laid yet again, but at least i have enough beer to last, and these girls are cool. That is they will be once i put a stop to the lady gaga and bring in my ipod.

    I plan on contributing to this thread much more than past weekends.
     
    #41 Fernanthonies, Nov 20, 2009
  2. uzisuicide

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    An AC[lightning bolt]DC concert just came on VH1 Classic. I'll be up until at least 3. GF's still cold snoozing. Awesome.

    Oh, and that Evan Williams green label...I remember seeing it in the liquor store. It was covered in dust.
     
    #42 uzisuicide, Nov 20, 2009
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    I always imagined that it would be lazersailor who would start trying to fuck a schooner seeing as how I could count the number of posts he made that didn't have to do with sail boat camp on a hand that I blew up with a cherry bomb.
     
    #43 kuhjäger, Nov 20, 2009
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    I actually thought the dude's writing was funny (if, albeit, inconsistent). But those comics were hilarious. I really hope someone saved them. I would love to see a thread with just posts of those.
     
    #44 Samr, Nov 20, 2009
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    I probably enjoyed reading Gris' posts more than 99% of shit I read on the RMMB, and those comics were the fucking bomb bomb.
     
    #45 Will-Furry, Nov 21, 2009
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    Fuck me whatta week.

    I just came back from firing up in the shed. Guess who greeted me in the shed? Steve. Steve isname I gave the skunk that squeezes under the blocked off inch-wide under the shed door and eats the garbage when it's at its most rancid.

    Needless to say, Steve was not happy to see me. I don't know if you've ever had a close encounter with one of these creatures of the night, I will tell you something: it is not a lot of fun. He sprung into their trademark front handstand "I'm abat ta fuck you up, meng!!" attack stance, and I went track star like Jessie Fucking Owens for the back door. Now my backyard smells like up-close-and-personal rotting flesh. Oh well, at least I'm not bathing in tomato paste right now.

    EDIT: Is this gonna degenerate into another "I miss RMMB, Come back RMMB" round tables? Can we please just gut this fucking fish already and come up with some new shit? There are funny people in here. We will overcome. We have the power. We can't fight this feeling anymore.
     
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  7. uzisuicide

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    Yes yes and yes. I literally cried when I watched 'sunday morning with gris' on youtube.
     
    #47 uzisuicide, Nov 21, 2009
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    #48 Sherwood, Nov 21, 2009
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    I was stoned off my ass watching this episode and was laughing my ass off when he told this joke. Seinfeld's comments make it that much better.
     
    #49 zyron, Nov 21, 2009
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    Fuck.

    I have work tomorrow.

    Fuck the holidays.
     
    #50 kuhjäger, Nov 21, 2009
  11. uzisuicide

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    HEY MUSIC FANS!!! I bet you like CCR. Ever heard Effigy? How about Rude Awakening? Try them. Youtube. They're there. I bet you won't sleep tonight.
     
    #51 uzisuicide, Nov 21, 2009
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    thank god for salary jobs. I dont plan on working another saturday ever.

    And I dont know if its because I live in the central time zone, but these threads die way too early
     
    #52 Fernanthonies, Nov 21, 2009
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    I'd much rather have a Busch Light than a Bud Light/Coors Light/Miller Light. Its what I'm used to drinking en masse. The others just give me a headache, where as I've built up an immunity to Busch Light. Of course if I'm at a bar I say, "Whats on special? Oh yeah, give me something else because I'm not cheap. Ladies look at this spender and his wad of hundreds. Why yes that is a magnum condom for my mega dong".

    So I'm back at home, alone.
     
    #53 konatown, Nov 21, 2009
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    Well, I've decided it's too late to continue studying effectively, so it's Glenfiddich and Christopher Hitchens YouTube videos until the girlfriend comes on over.

    More skoal and caffeine tomorrow, though. Mouth cancer: it's what's for dinner.
     
    #54 ghettoastronaut, Nov 21, 2009
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    I have work 6:30 AM to 10:00 AM tomorrow but I'm on my 4th cup of Jack & Coke. Here's to having a tough time waking up tomorrow morning.
     
    #56 TPapp, Nov 21, 2009
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    Sorry guys, my last post two posts up is all listed as a quote and i cant change it because im on an iphone. And im drunk.
     
    #57 Fernanthonies, Nov 21, 2009
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    Blew my guarantee at a chick with double E's for a milf whom I didn't even go home with. Fuck me, I'm a fucking retard. At least there's tomorrow. Drunk right now and regretting my stupid fucking choice...Oh well, time to pass out
     
    #58 Diablo, Nov 21, 2009
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    I know I keep repeating this but it's bothering me: I think I'm developing a dependency on alcohol.

    It's so fun though.
     
    #59 Supertramp, Nov 21, 2009
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    You and me both my friend.
     
    #60 Fernanthonies, Nov 21, 2009
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